Stuck in the grey

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Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.

- The Breakfast Club (1985)

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Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.

- Into the Wild

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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how to care for extrovert

windows-vriska:

bring them to a party. extroverts do not care who they are with or where they are going and don’t care about safety or sleeping or going to work the next day. they live to party. make it happen 4 them.

they are basically golden retrievers. they do not have deep thoughts or feel sadness they just smile and greet everyone they see. that’s it. that’s all.

they are also tomagatchis. if you do not give them attention they will cry, shit themselves, and then die. it has been clinically proven by real science that if u leave extroverts alone for an extended amount of time they will wither and die like vampires without blood

extroverts are not actually humans but human/robot hybrids that thrive on human attention and if u leave them alone their batteries start dying and they sneak out to find a Party (the ideal situation for ANy extrovert) to recharge their batteries

they dont fuck up conversations. ever. theyve never made a mistake or offended someone or said the wrong thing or embarrassed themselves. they’re part fucking robot those mistakes are reserved for stupid “introverted” mortal humas

do not let them near introverts. they will scare them. their loud voicees and partying ways will disturb the gentle introvert and society may risk losing a brilliant genius introvert to the anxiety-inducing powers of a party animal extrovert, who cannot understand peoples emotions and will continually try to force the thoughtful and gentle introvert into humiliating social situations. it seems like miscommunication but actually they do this because they are working to exterminate the human race

they cant have anxiety they dont worry about anything they just want to be around people and party. they are naturally happy becasue they are fundamentally stupid and can magically get along with everyone. they dont have deep thoughts like introverts so they are not prone to depression. it has never happened i checked

2 kill an extrovert just abandon them somewhere thousands of miles from humanity they are not even smart enough to make a food without human contact they will shrivel and die as stated before. if u wish to care for the extrovert be mindful of all above mentionded things and do not abandon extrovert under any circumstances. if they are good reward them with party

there u go here’s a special guide to extroverts by me

everything i know i learned on tumblr and snopes so this information is definitely true